Why is it that we don’t want funny and cheesy pick-up lines to become extinct? Because if you don’t fall for them, at least you’ll get a good laugh or a smile.

It really would be a shame to forget these hilariously cheesy lines that someone put an effort into making up. Let’s be clear, cheesy pick-up lines are lame and corny but if you have enough confidence to deliver a line like this, you’ll definitely win the girl’s heart and you’ll draw a smile on her face or maybe even make her laugh really hard. Anyway, you’ll get her attention. The point is, picking up women should be fun, the whole process of chasing the person you like is supposed to be a happy experience.

  • “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
  • Him: “Do you have a phone?” Her: “Sure. Why?” Him: “I promised my mother I would call her the second I fell in love.”
  • “Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
  • “Is that a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can see myself in your pants!”
  • “I’m not a photographer but I can picture me and you together.”
  • “I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.”
  • “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”
  •  “Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.”
  • “Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
  •  “Sorry for the intrusion, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?”
  •  “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”
  • “Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
  • “They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.”
  • “You must have been in prison? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.”
  •  “Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”
  • “You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.”
  • “For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.”
  •  “You must be exhausted because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
  • “Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
  •  “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
  • “Is your dad a preacher? Cause you’re a blessing.”
  •  “Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!”
  • “I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?”
  •  “So, do you have a New Year’s resolution? I’m looking at mine right now.”
  •  “Did your license get suspended for driving all those guys crazy?”
  • “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”
  • “Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?”
  •  “Do you have a map/compass? I’m lost in your eyes.”
  • “Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”
  •  “I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?”
  • “Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!”
  • “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, it makes me want to smile.”
  • “Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”
  • “If you were a steak, you would be well-done.”
  •  “I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.”
  • “Is your father an architect? Because you are amazingly built.”
  • “It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”

Happy Reading!