Collection of Cheesy Tagalog Pickup Lines for you, commonly known as “banat” which have been more popular in teens nowadays. If you’re inlove or just in the mood to make someone smile over some cheesy lines, try to read the lines that we’ve got here.
So here it is, some of the latest Tagalog Pick-up Lines that will surely make your friend, special someone feel the “kilig factor” in addition to “laughtrip” of your barkada.
1. Safeguard ka ba? Bakit? Germs kasi ako at 99.9 percent akong patay na patay sau.
It’s not that you admit that you’re a bacteria or something. It just means how much you like that person or that girl. According to the advertisement, the brand kills 99.9 percent of germs. Since you’re dying over that special someone, maybe you’re overly killed and now you’re dead. DEADLY IN LOVE.
2. Aanhin pa ang PAA mo? Kung di ka naman lalakad sa altar, KASAMA ako!
Maybe you can cut it off now. Of course it wasn’t serious! It just simply asking, what’s worth the worth of your feet if you can’t walk with that person in front of the altar at your wedding day? If your special someone is already taken, maybe this banat is suited for you. Sounds bitter right?
3. Sikreto ka ba? Kasi hindi kita kayang ipagkatiwala sa iba.
Way too cheesy. It simply means, that person never wants you to be shared with anybody else. Quite possessive but of course, sweet. You are just so important that he/she wants you for himself/herself only. Be thankful if that person mean this when he/she tells you. It’s your time to be in the “kilig” moment.
4. Kung magkakaroon ako ng sariling planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis nito, para sa iyo lang iikot ang mundo ko.
You’ll be his/her universe — the center of everything, like the axis on where each planet rotates. Being the center of someone’s life includes becoming one’s reason of happiness. You’ll be that person’s strength and inspiration. Sounds good? Then wish that he/she really mean these lines.
5. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?? ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..
Like the crayons with its different colors, someone could be compared to them too. And looking at those vibrant colors, you can think of someone who just gives color to your life as well; someone who has put those vibrant smiles on your face just like what those crayons do. Tell how grateful you are with this banat line then!
6. Sana “T” na lang ako..para i’m always right next to “U”
Do you wish that you’re always with your special someone? Do you wish that he/she was just beside you just like the T and U in the alphabet? No matter what you do, those two letters can’t be separated. And because of that, you’re wishing the two of you could also be like them. What are you waiting for? This banat line is for you!
7. Miss…may payong ka? Umuulan kasi ngayon ng kagandahan.
Have you seen a girl that was so beautiful on your way home? Or someone in the mob that was still noticeable? Someone so beautiful that could make you think of how an angel looks like? Then, ask her if she have an umbrella… her beauty was overflowing from heaven!